Sunday, 15 February 2015

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

You've got to be kidding me, he's reviewing another Jason movie. Wasn't he meant to be spotlighting Italian horror movies? Oh wait, he said in a comment that not every movie would be a Italian movie, just like how last year not every movie would be a "what the fuck Hollywood" movie. Going by his release of those type of video's, then less of half of this years video's will even be Italian horror movies. I guess spotlighting means very little to someone who doesn't even understand the genre.

He says that he doesn't want to put the VHS in so he used a HD Source file for his video, so he basically just admitted to pirating the movie. I'm guessing he couldn't get someone to buy it for him from his Amazon wishlist, the cheap bastard. Even though he does go through the move in the typical TGWTG fashion, he does actually give some credible criticism of the movie. Outside of just repeating what Siskel and Ebert say, though that's not to say that Brad Jones doesn't make a mockery of himself.

Dancing like a retard, he probably does this often.

With reoccurring jokes and terrible sketches, this video may be mediocre but at least it isn't bad. Just average, and this shows us that the days of the Cinema Snob are numbered. With a dwindling fan base both on his website and on Blip, Brad Jones has either got to re-invent himself and face the music or continue on his path of ebegging on Patreon.

Check out some of the comments below:

An excuse, basically.

I knew Brad's fanbase was weird, but this just takes the cake.

Okay, I take that back, they've always been weird...and apparently gay.

Defending them as usual, he really does look up to his Sempai, doesn't he.


  1. if you want to see more sick faggot fans see the midnight review comments like:

    I will gladly up my Patreon donation from $20 a month to $50 if Jake and Brad reenact a scene from the 50 Shades of Grey film. Do it you guys, I can see the sensual, powerful lust in your eyes. When they meet, it's as if it was lovers eyes meeting after a night of passionate love making. You would kiss, touch, rub and fondle each other until climax, as your sexes would pulse and violently inside each other. Afterwards, you would lie together and drift off to sleep, knowing that when you wake up, your one true love would be beside you.

    Can't you just imagine it? I need to finish my fanfiction right away!

  2. What. THE. FUCK. Just...fuuuck. No. Nooo.

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