Thursday, 27 November 2014

Turkish First Blood

Well at least it's not another popular movie, it's about time he got back to doing these old movies. And at least he attempted to make this video funny, it's way better than last weeks video but still average, but at least it did have some good laughs. I'll keep this short since there's not much really to say, because it really doesn't rub you the wrong way and it basically harmless. He does his best to make a good video but it's probably the content that he's doing a video on that makes the video average, though if he took the time to actually watch his video's I'm sure he could edit the video down a bit and make the pacing better. Because he does run the Kalkavan Video and the Ed Glaser jokes out and he really should have thought it out a bit more, I mean it's not like he does anything else other than dedicating himself to the whole Snob thing and the website. That's pretty sad once you think about it, anyway enough talking and watch the video and make up your own mind.

Oh, go screw yourself. This better not become the meme for the site's hive mind.

I understood that reference.

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Black Rage

This video is just lame all over, he's just making terrible jokes while telling you what's happening. It's so lame that it even put me to sleep, that's how uninteresting he made this video, he could have actually did a proper review that a professional would do but instead you get a complete borefest. It was even worse than those midnight screenings that he does, why are you still here. Do you actually want me to bullet point how much the video sucks when all you need is to know is that it sucks. That is all.

Verdict: It sucks.

Saturday, 22 November 2014

Midnight Screenings: "Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas"

They are really making a big deal about this movie, they compare the movie to being like a David Lynch Movie. I never knew they were so concerned about the whole war on Christmas, they are acting like they are experts on the whole thing. They make a big point about the "Black guy" in the movie, and they mimic what they call the stereotypical dialog which he speaks. Which is pretty funny to listen to but it's the angle at which they are getting at, which is that the movie is "typical" Christian Christmas movie and that it's "exploiting" black people. You can just make your own comment about that.

They then talks about a conspiracy theorist in the movie and they make a fox news jibe, because democrats. They really rant a lot about this movie, they yap on and on and it's just so annoying. They're probably execrating the movie and trying to niche the shit out of it because the really want it to become the next "the room", and they talk about a wave of religious movies coming every couple of months. Is this gonna because a new thing, hating on religious movie's because their atheists. Whatever, they're just a bunch of pretentious pricks anyway.

Wednesday, 19 November 2014

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Right back into the clickster video's, well it's not like he said he would stop it. And it's the anniversary of A Nightmare on Elm Street so what's slob gonna review, no not a parody or a rip off but the original. Why does he even bother doing a video on this when he brings nothing new to the table? Probably so he could just cross the movie off his list, and we don't even get his actual opinion on the film, we just get his snarky attitude making fun of what people said about the movie back when it was released. 

And you know he's an idiot when he starts defending the remake, he said " For the first time in 20 years I was actually scared of Freddy". That's the most stupidest thing I've ever heard Brad say, that just says something about his taste in movies. Heck, he'd probably say that Fortress 2 is better than the Godfather, even though it is. But anyway it's a mediocre video at best with nothing interesting said or shown other than the movie itself which is basically more entertaining than the actual "review" itself.

Let's have a look at the comments:

Why is Linkara here, he probably roams around his friends sites while not ranting about the Irate Gamer.
What a  idiot.
Exactly do a video on stuff like this, it would be hilarious. But I guess I'll have to go to NDTV for that one.

Sunday, 9 November 2014

Down and Dirty Duck

I didn't think he could do it but he did, he made an enjoyable video. Probably because he picked content which he can actually make fun of, and this is where he succeeds and he deserves respect for it. Though since I liked it I'll only say a couple of things about the video, it's mostly only nitpicking but it's criticism nonetheless. He basically plagiarizes Wikipedia as usual when explaining a little back story about the films production, and he does make references to his previous reviews which aren't really necessary but continuity buffs will probably like it. Also he didn't make a Bevis and Butthead reference when they were in the desert, what gives? That's it, I really found it hard to find something not to like about a video, now go be a good duck.

Monday, 3 November 2014

Snob Riffs! "Halloween Safety"

He drones over the entire thing just like a shitty MST3K episode, the jokes are made up on the spot and are very lame. It's like he didn't even watch it before hand to make sure he could make fun of it, but the sad thing is that he probably did. Which just demonstrates his pitiful comedy skills, throughout the video he makes a bunch of horror movie references which aren't funny at all because he's just name dropping movies and not making an actual joke. He makes multiple KKK references because people have pointy hats and white outfits, in the video a black kid paints his face white and he calls him racist because sarcasm. You might get a chuckle out of that but if you do you've probably died a little inside, this video is so dry that it makes a let's player seem like comedy gold.

And just look at this line of dialog he says in the video:
"Hey kids what's the difference between a dead baby and a rock"
 Brad Jones must be one sick son of a bitch to make that kind of joke, I mean seriously what the hell is wrong with this guy? No wonder this guy doesn't have children, or can't he have any?