Sunday, 15 June 2014

Friday the 13th, Part 3: 3D

Again, reviewing another movie from a very popular slasher movie franchise, is there nothing this guy would do to gain more ad revenue, besides from blowing guys at a gas station. Anyway, before you even attempt to watch this video be warned that it's in 3D, the same format that lot's of people hate. It would have been different if the Cinema Snob put out a 2D version of the episode also but he didn't, probably because he would have to correct himself which is something he can't do because it he did he would have to admit to his own faults.
Him being drug friendly proves this
Now onto the actual video, it's half an hour long and boy does it drag, the only good thing about the video is the clips from the movie's themselves since they're always for more entertaining than anything Brad has done. Just like his "reviews" of Mommie Dearest and Endless Love where he just used the movies popularity to boost his video even though he didn't bring anything new to the table when "reviewing" them, just plagiarized other peoples reviews to form his own just like all the other hacks on TGWTG.
I'm looking at you Linkara, the very definition of fudge packer
Throughout the video he makes all his usual stupid jokes about people's names even though all he's doing is just replicating the MST3K formula, they probably let him do it since he's cleaned their dicks out a good thousand times. He keeps copying scenes from the movie by throwing stuff at the screen because you know 3D, now wasn't that just hilarious. At one point he even starts smoking some drugs, probably to relieve himself of the ass pummeling that Jerrid gave him, but how could he have done that when Snob already ripped him dick off? He just talks a load of stupid when he opens his mouth, that's probably why it's half an hour long, if he actually put effort into making his video's he wouldn't have so many problems with his fans.
Seriously what is wrong with people and his cat, just because Brad fucks it doesn't mean you have to
He even wears a fake pair of boobs during the video probably thinking someone's gonna jerk off watching it, also get a load of him selling out to Gatorade (product placement much). Throughout the video he doesn't even mention all the creative kills that happen nor does he even state his likes and dislikes about the film, a little inconclusive don't you think?
Weirdly enough, every time someone says anything negative in any video Snob always puts dickish comments in his video's just to annoy fellow viewers because as we always know everyone takes his word over that of others. Just look at these comments below from user Lin , they are always answering for Brad instead of letting him answer for himself, but he'll never do that unless he wins in the comments section. Actually now that I think about it, probably is Brad Jones, he has been known to post under other usernames since he himself can't handle criticism.
I'd recommend skipping any Snob video
Notice how Lin responds for Snob alot
That's because user Lin is Brad Jones
Must be time for Brad to give you a mouthful again, if you know what I mean
Way to be a literal dick Mr. Jones
Nope Snob, you sir are a dick and always will be, even though you probably don't have one.

Maybe next time this chicken molester will put out a decent video.

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