Monday, 28 October 2013

Halloween

It's nearing Halloween and brad did Halloween for Halloween........ oh oh I see now. Sigh, did he really have to review a well known classic slasher movie. I mean he didn't have to but I guess he wanted more view, sadly though he say's in the video he didn't do it for the views as he if he wanted to he would have done another film I can't remember the name of. Can't be bothered to load up the video and find out what it was, think it had 3D in the title but who knows.

Anyway this review sucks badly, he fails to make jokes even though he is reviewing a classic slasher movie and it's greatness should reflect the review but that's not what we get here. We get a 24 minute flat dull uninteresting video, heck watching the clips of the movie is more entertaining than the video itself as if there's any entertainment value in this review whatsoever. I didn't even laugh once in this review and laughing or being entertained at the movie he reviews doesn't count. He makes shitty references to season of the witch and other sholck I don't care about, hey remember that 80's Dan episode where they review season of the witch...... just wanted to remind you that 80's Dan exists. 
Brad does this stupid dear cinema snob thing again and the stupid cunt can't even spell fantastic right and his defence was blame the guy who wrote it....... well sorry to say brad but it was you who wrote it you stupid fucking retard.
Someone in the comments section said that the dear cinema snob thing is more irritating than it is funny and I agree. He then said that they are self conscious pre-emptive strikes against what a viewer might say against one of these reviews are a bit tired and yes again, back in the I spit on your grave review you might notice that brad did the same there and you know how annoyed I got about that. I just shows that he can't accept criticism and is afraid of it as when someone does he strikes out against them even though they are just giving their opinion. This just shows what he takes his fans for and how big of a dick he is, anyway back to that comment. Brad lashes back and say "they aren't pre-emptive strikes" even though they are, they converse some more and MikeK the guy who commented said that internet reviewers treat everyone who has a negative opinion like they are a bat shit insane weirdo. Brad then took that to heart and lashed back even though he was speaking in general and not directly to brad, in-between all this fanboys stopped jerking off under the covers and attacked him. There is more but the comments shoot down the page so check the rest out if your interested.
In the review he complains about slasher movie cliques such as virgin lead survivors and the like but then pauses for a few seconds and says this movie did it first. Acting like what he thinks a fanboy who would say to defend this movie. What we can take from this is that he is trying to attack the movie by saying slasher movies have all this but it's ok when Halloween does it even though all that stuff is what makes slasher movies...... you know slasher movies and that's how everyone enjoys them so shut up. What does brad expect no cliques, that would be pretty stupid brad and coming from a "expert" on movies of this genre your an idiot to even suggest or think that. Your really stupid brad so stop trying to attack the movie just because you can't like something mainstream, go watch some more Nazi porn and jerk off in a sock...... alone without a wife.


Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/10/23/halloween.aspx


DVD-R Hell: "Pagan Invasion: Halloween, Trick or Treat?" (Part 1)
Brad bashing the Church again like usual but God.... yes God appeared to smite him down with the wittiest of replies. Overall this video is ok as it doesn't have much laughs, brad does love to insult Christianity so what's next Scientology...... oh wait. Brad also mentions that he went to a private school in this video, what isn't public school good enough.
Whoever commented this deserves a medal

Nostalgia Critic and The Cinema Snob: "Sharknado"
Technically not a cinema snob episode since it's can't spell his own name Doug Walker but I'll comment on it anyway. This is a bad video as the jokes are dry and flat, you'll get some enjoyment from watching clips from the movie but again that doesn't count as that's not them being funny. Brad appears in the god awful demo real style sketches and it just hurts to watch, get those two demo real ass monkeys out of your videos Doug. They hurt your videos as if watching a grown man screeching isn't bad enough,  Demo Real never really ended as it bleeds onto the Nostalgia Critic because he yes "hired" them....... whatever. Retard mc retard and skinhead Nazi below.

In other News
You may have been noticing that Ninja The Mission Force season 2 episodes have been appearing on the site for some time, this is because nobody bought the "DVD" exclusive season and they want to recoup their budget of a ham sandwich since they got such poor sales or any at all. Who would buy that crap anyway, did you expect people to buy them.
Really, I mean seriously. A fucking T-Shirt of radio pod casts...... need I say more.

8 comments:

  1. Brad did explain his hatred of Christianity in the Rock, it's your decision video, stating he hated the type of christians who came out with the video and not Christians as a whole. He really got mad at that one and broke character when the video attacked homosexuality. Since then he has attacked numerous as he sees it, "bad" christian videos, like Bibleman and Deception of a Generation. Admittlingly the Christians in the videos are pretty stupid and really make our religion look like a judgemental prick based theology.

    I'm surprised he didn't make Scream jokes considering this was the movie they played during Scream, oh wait he hates Scream with a passion and only likes Cabin in the Woods. I'm surprised he didn't rake Scream over the coals again like he usually does. Which I fully expect him to review Scream soon, because hey if he's going to do movies that everyone knows why doesn't he just do that one.

    Doug Walker, yeah, his videos have declined a lot lately, I really thought maybe he should of called it quits at Scooby Doo.

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    1. Yea I remember him saying that but he always hates on Christianity, I hate gay fags by the way brad just to let you know. He probably stands by them so he can watch lesbian porn..... oh sorry gay guy porn now.

      What's he got against Scream anyhow, I remember him saying it's increasingly annoying when it's meta even though that's what makes it good. He's an idiot anyway who thinks he's edgy watching older films.

      Nostalgia critic should have stopped years ago, even before the Scooby Doo video he sucked badly and wasn't funny. It's just sad now anyhow, brad could easily turn into him at this rate seeing how much bad videos he's had and keep an eye out for the Cinema Snob a year in the review post coming soon.



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    2. Well, I couldn't watch really the Pagan Invasion, the video clips from the thing are just disturbing and sad sometimes, and Brad's sitting there trying to make jokes around them talking about child murderers and abusers. Yeah, the video is certainly wrongheaded about Halloween, but then it gets just unpleasant when we start in on that.

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    3. He always try's to make jokes every two seconds which takes me out of the video most of the time.

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  2. You missed a hilariously telling bit from one commenter to brad, MikeK got into an argument with Brad about Dear Cinema Snob joke and said that "you internet reviewers need to learn that not everyone who has something negative say is a bat-shit insane weirdo". Several people got hassled for criticizing part of Brad's video and then referenced me at one point saying that they almost thought I was back, ha.

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    1. Yea noticed that when it happened, forgot to add it but I did it there now. Brad's really a dick and it shows, it also seems that his fanboys haven't forgot about you.

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  3. My worst part of the first part of the Pagan Invasion review was when he mentioned how much Nightmare on Elm Street 5 sucked, just to tell tell us that Nightmare on Elm Street 5 sucked. He took a break from the video to dig into Nightmare on Elm Street 5. Because they mentioned it in the video and it was just like what does that have to do with what we're watching Brad.

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    1. He always reference movies just to let you know he hates them even if it's irrelevant to the video, it's sad really.

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