Saturday, 15 June 2013

Souperman

Check out Brad's E-begg page, if you really want to see the hellish prices that he has set. Oh wow I could buy autographed movie poster's and DVD's from Brad and the gang, gee willikers. $30 is kinda steep brad, then again so is everything TGWTG's puts out. I also hear they're going another charity drive soon so prepare again to bleed your wallets dry, they really are a bunch of bastards you know that. Here are some pics of the prices, you can even buy a combo of the shit he's selling and people have actually bought them. Just check the third pic, sweet jesus brad must be making buck loads of cash.
Yea right, I think not
I guess the S really does stand for sex machine, dammit why didn't brad make that joke. We all know the real reason why he reviewed this porno, it's because Man of Steel is out in theatres which means direct some internet traffic to Cinema Snob so he can make some $$. Why do they keep showing the same ad, can't they at least have a variety of ad's to show or maybe they just want to drum this specific one into my head.
Derpy derp, why show me add if it's still not available to NI. I know it's UK based ad's but just don't show these ads to this region if it's not available to buy.
Anyhow to the actual review, this is a short 15 minute video which is good as longer ones tend to drag on painfully. Short video's are good because they keep our attention span while longer ones on the other hand do not such as the new Nostalgia Critic reviews which suck the big one. Ok the title card, Souperman taking brad's jacket away........ funny I guess.

He starts off the video by riffing on kneel before zod making a joke about him asking for a blowjob. Brad also pokes fun at himself multiple times throughout this video because we all know that's funny, probably thinks he's Bruce Campbell but that would be giving him too much credit. He say's that he might be Souperman but then see's what it means on urban dictionary.
Yea sounds like brad
Brad points out that some guy from Last House on the left is in this porno and later in the video brad uses the music from the movie, he then gets angry from hearing it. Is this going to be one of his things now, getting angry. Is he going to turn into all those other Angry internet reviewers on the internet who even have angry in their names. We have Clark Bent, Lois Lewd and just Jimmy, brad then say's why not Rimmy Olsen. You know that word rim job brad say's from time to time. It was funny when the camera zooms up to Souperman's face and brad then say's im watching you.
Anger
Brad uses the dear Cinema Snob jokes more than once which isn't a good sign, TGWTG's really like to milk jokes don't they such as that idiot Doug Walker who can't even spell his own name right. The jokes also weren't funny and he poked fun at people talking about the joke he made the other week and thinking that he meant it towards the entire republican political party. When was the last time he even did a dear cinema snob joke, my memory may be hazy but I think it was years ago.
Asshole, idiot also didn't even spell aisle right
He probably was thinking isle as in Isle of Man, someone also pointed this out in the comments section. Brad then tried to defend himself by saying "Hey, don't blame me! Blame the person who wrote me the letter!".
Souperman seems really keen on selling those peanuts, there is multiple orgy's throughout the film which brad doesn't leave on the screen for too long. Don't want people to wack off to this video you know brad, brad does give his reaction to the Liquorice scene which he makes us listen to as he cannot show us. Another insight into the perverted mind of Brad Jones, im guessing that those Indian men who gang rape women on buses are his kinda guys. Brad also makes an unnecessary IRS joke in the video, what's next another Oscar Pistorius joke.
Don't cry....... don't cry
That line delivery was really funny. At the end of the video he shows a clip from the Superman Musical, why did he even review that in the first place. Stupid reference, because you know showing that clip was funny...... right. The movie is about Souperman fighting against Lex Luther who is against sex but Souperman saves the day and stops his evil plans, sounds like a blockbuster.
Lame reference
Overall this was a good funny video, granted that most of the laughs that I got from this video was from what he showed and not his actual jokes. My favorite part of this review was when Souperman say's have some peanuts, it's just so funny and random. Anyhow check out the video for yourself, there is also a shitstorm of comments in the Midnight Screening of Man of Steel so you may also want to check that out.
I will leave you with this though.
Have some peanuts
Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/06/13/souperman.aspx

Other Updates around the Site and Web
There have been some weird comments on the Midnight Screening: "This Is the End" video, they are directed at Jillian Brad's Ex Wife. From people wanting her to get gangbanged by batman to moving her "big jugs" over to another state, seriously WTF's wrong with cinema snob's fanbase. Your just lucky people haven't drawn any Rule 34 of Team Snob because that would just be fucked up, there is of Spoony so god forgive me.
Brad couldn't please her? We all know their divorce was really about Jillian's Black baby with Mister X
The comments section then got closed probably because of this, see the proof.
Spoony One also got some spam mail recently but I think horse porn tops brad wanting Spoony's penis to be bigger, it just say's something about Brad's mental state when you know that he watches horse porn. I told you before that he was a furry lover, he still wants to fuck Lola bunny you know. With all this you'd think brad was Japanese.


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