Thursday, 16 May 2013

The German Chainsaw Massacre

Ah the coming down of the Berlin wall and the fall of the soviet union, takes you way back and that was only around 20 years ago. Damn Germans want to build flats where the wall is now, idiots. Well this review is of a German movie made at the time of the reunification of Germany. It features political satire and a body count, the films creator said that this is his take on the unification of Germany. So when people from west Germany go into east Germany they turn them into sausages?
Funny John Wayne Gacy Reference
Anyhow the movie is called Blackest Heart or The German Chainsaw Massacre. The movie starts off with stock footage from the reunification of Germany, brad then reads the first couple of lines about the reunification of Germany from Wikipedia. Brad makes good jokes in this video and it did get laughs out of me. Woman riding on bike, boyfriends sees her and wants sex but she say's no and some guy comes alone and stops him by bashing him on the head. Then he tries to rape her? It then cuts back to the boyfriend I think and Brad say's he is saying his favorite AT4W line.
Squeaky voice AT5W style "I am a Man"
They are talking about incest in the movie and brad says it's German Jerry Jerry Springer except with more of this and cuts to clip, he could have said expect with incest and people shitting in each others mouths but whatever. Germany's weird. Oh yea Udo Kier's also in this one, why..... who cares.
He then sets his hair on fire
There are many other funny jokes in this video but I'll not spoil them all for you. A woman gets ran over and turns into a plastic doll, what.... never been to Germany.
There is some political satire in the movie, gotta love that unemployed customs officials at the border bit. Because since the two country joined back together they were put out of their jobs.
Overall this was a great funny video so kudos to brad, the video took him an extra week but he said that he just took a week off. The video clocks in at 13 minutes so this is a short one but that's not necessarily a bad thing, will this be his standard format of videos from now on or will he go back to the regular length. Anyway check out the video and enjoy, damn where's the technoviking when you need him.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/05/15/the-german-chainsaw-massacre.aspx

Other updates around the site
You may have noticed the behind the scenes of brad's new show which he writes and directs, the reviewers. It stars Jake and Brian as two guys who start their own internet shows, sounds good and I like how jakes show spoofs Linkara and his story lines as Jake has lord penis and not Lord Vyce. I'll keep on the lookout for this as who knows if it's gonna be bad or good, anyhow Brian looks like a child molester in this picture.
The power of print screen
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/05/07/the-reviewers-behind-the-scenes-meet-count-thomas-howell.aspx
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/05/02/the-reviewers-behind-the-scenes-meet-space-lancer-steve.aspx

Oh yea a new gameboys the animated series episode but who cares about that, we all know space balls the animated series is where the shit is.


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