Friday, 31 May 2013


Brad as a robot, because you know funny. Also the color of the characters skin is not the same as in the movie, what did the artist who made this image not even check out the movie first to see what they look like. The movie is a robot love story, ok NOT exploitation. What the hell is brad doing reviewing another romance story, this isn't what we expect from him. Why is he branching out when he should just stick with what he does best, porn and exploitation movies. He should have never reviewed moment by moment and he also references that movie in this review, both reviews have this in common they both suck.
He stares into your soul
Now just look a that, the one in the title card doesn't even match this a little. The skin, hair and practically everything are different colors. He also doesn't wear fucking glasses you moron. The special effects in this movie are really good for the year, 1981 jesus Christ. At first I though this movie was a robot porn (If that even exists), what knowing brad it could have been. During the video brad mentions that he got punched by his dates jock boyfriend at his school prom, good sock him some more. Another insight into the seedy life of brad jones.
What the
Cinema snob also gets angry when the slapstick bot makes jokes and throughout the review for no reason, it seems like it is forced and it really shows. He usually doesn't get angry in his review but maybe he now wants to have his target audience those of AVGN and Nostalgia Critic, just laugh at people when they get angry because we all know that's funny....... right.
We can all agree on one thing though, at least it wasn't a Chris Rock bot.
Your new night terrors
Brad missed a joke as the killer robot looks like a Dalek, people did point this out in the comments section but it appears that those comments were deleted because I can't find them (Edit: They're back now but why where they removed in the first place, watching you brad). Really brad, you know I have already said before that brad deletes comments and it turns out to be true. Here's what brad said on his twitter account.
If he did mention it looks like a Dalek he could have got Linkara to appear and that would have been a good funny cameo. TGWTG's love their cameo's and brad had a perfect opportunity to do it but sadly didn't. He said as you can see in the above image that he doesn't watch Doctor Who, even if you haven't saw Doctor Who you still know what a Dalek looks like because it's common knowledge. Linkara even replied back to brad and said:
I was expecting brad to make that joke and for Linkara to appear but it never happened, other people also expected him to appear but all we are left with now is disappointment.
What you gonna do plunge me
God I hope someone gets that reference, also here is that twitter link so you can see the tweets for yourself.

Brad randomly references Hangover 3 and Star Trek Into Darkness, trying to make people watch your midnight screenings of those movies eh brad. Someone types movies into google, then heads to cinema to watch movie and then watch midnight screening to relate to brad's feelings on the movie and that = $$$. I will give brad this though, he say's and this guy keeps getting work showing a picture of Adam Sandler. That was actually funny, we all know Little Nicky is Adam Sandlers best movie or at least I think so.
Near the end of the video brad lifts his foot up, he probably want Quentin Tarantino to notice him so then he can get raped by mister foot fetish.
Brad looks like an idiot with his glasses off
Overall this video is just stale, his jokes were just as robotic as the movie itself. I only smiled or laughed at one or two bits which is really a shame because you expect better from Brad. Then again most of the laughs you will get is from what he shows you in the video and not his actual jokes which say's something. The video lasts 24 minutes and it drags on pretty quickly, a pretty bad video from brad and away from the regular formula. Anyway check out the video for yourself and make up your own mind.

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That video was funny so check it out, brad was being a wiseass again in the comments section.

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