Ho ho ho, it's that time of the year. The time when people watch bad Christmas movies on the hallmark channel, except this time the Cinema Snob is watching Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out!. Why couldn't he have reviewed the league of gentlemen Christmas special, don't know if people in the US know what im talking about though since it's from the BBC. I thought that this video was kinda mediocre but the previous review was better so let me tell you why.
Oh you better watch out, you better not cry as im gonna tell you why your my wife now.
I hope that video scared you because it gave many children in the UK nightmares when it was aired. 04:35, I really didn't want to see this though, what the hell is this anyway Jerrid raping Brad while wearing Santa's face.
|This happens to Brad every day now since Jerrid moved in|
|Fix those teeth before fixing your acting|
12:35 he mentions Robert Culp but who cares about him or golden girl. Brad just keeps bringing that up as he has moved on from mentioning Pierre Kirby so he wants to bring up something else or more recent. 14:07 he says though you said Laura and then he makes a lame joke. He could have said Laura himself, you know like hoe Nostalgia Critic does it and repeats SARAH in his Jurassic Park 2 review because that's how you properly review movies. 15:18 he finishes saying about do you remember that Twilight Zone episode, no I don't remember that episode and that joke wasn't even funny.
|Hey look a younger version of Jerrid if he had big hair|
|Oh yea and The Cinema Snob isn't a real TV show so you shouldn't be allowed to add it on IMDB, do you want AVGN's Child Films on IMDB with full cast listings, budgets, alternate titles and more|
|See they look similar and more so than Caveboy and Tommy Wiseau|
|Oh yea, First Contact|
|Species 2, Oh Yea|
Just because it's a Christmas doesn't mean the killer has to dress up in a Santa outfit, it isn't like that in Black Christmas and that has Christmas in the title and based around the same time. When the killer says "and a happy new hear" that could be her having a physic dream or the killer isn't dead as when the killer at the end of the movie appears at the end because he isn't dead. That happens in alot of movies so he could have at least mentioned that. He says standout scenes like this at 23:20 but the movie has to show that the main character is blind and that people need to help her move around. That was an entire scene but it wasn't walking for minutes or anything like that or do I need to quote Spoony Snob "we know he's walking".
Shooting at jerrid at the end wasn't funny and he doesn't look like Goldberg you idiots in the comments section. So what is anyone who has goatee and is bald now look like Goldberg. Christmas Eve day was not funny so say something better, he says highly disappointing but so was this video. 25:08 he sits on a fart pillow or insert fart pillow sound effects but we all know fart jokes aren't funny and belong on Nickelodeon.
|This is what a Blu-ray looks like|
|See not a blue ray case|
|Put those teeth away or do you want me to buy you a tooth brush for Christmas|
Link to his video so check it out as it's funny and more enjoyable than Cinema Snob's latest video.