Saturday, 24 November 2012

The Start of the Cinema Snob Sucks Blog


There is the Irate Gamer Sucks blog and now there is the Cinema Snob Sucks Blog so brace yourself for the creation of another sucks blog. The main reason for me doing this is because the Cinema Snob hit me with copyright on YouTube for simply uploading his video's to allow people there to view them as certain people cannot or have trouble watching them on blip. That includes me and many others but blip really sucks and the main reason why internet reviewers use it is to make money but that's not what it is all about but many see it that way especially TGWTG which are affiliated with Brad Jones (Child Molester Extraordinaire) and his Jimmy Savile ways.We all now know the real reason he goes to those food fairs and carnivals.

Just see the resemblance, like father like son and Josef Fritzl would agree. I interviewed him myself and he said he was in touch with Cinema Snob if you know what I mean. A whole new pedio love triangle revealed only on Cinema Snob Sucks Blog. Stay tuned for more on this breaking internet story.

Here is just a couple of reasons why I think Cinema Snob Sucks

First off he deletes comments on his own site like a Nazi, probably because he's been watching too much Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS. Maybe one two Nazi exploitation film been too much for him and now there's a rumor that he reads Mein Kampf before he goes to sleep everyday. Scary stuff I know because someone may have to make a shitty American History X rip off someday just to let the world know.

No wonder why he always reviews Nazi moves and references Hitler. Im starting to think that he has saw that tv movie where Robert Carlyle plays Hitler and thought it was a good idea.

Second he thinks he is a good actor when he is really pretty terrible, I mean really have you guys saw paranoia because I have and it sucked badly. People say he took stuff from American Psycho (a good movie) but he said he wrote the script before he saw the film but then again why does he say "take that Patrick Bateman" in the behind the scenes. Makes you wonder if he is lying. His movies/video's are really an orgy  of trashy, low quality 500 bit rate pixelated videos and AVGN's child films are probably better than the shit he pumps out. 

Third he only puts his video's on blip so he can sit on his fat ass and receive money by making his viewers watch advertisements which they can't skip unlike YouTube where you can and are not forced to watch them or even watch another ad at the halfway mark. It's not like he even tries to upload them elsewhere and when someone else does he forces them to take them down so they cannot take away from his income.

Fourth he is an ass in real life and pushes away his friends like when that event happened with Jerrid he just more or less told him to buzz off and your not my friend anymore when they were friends for so long but that doesn't count for anything to him as even if your friends for more than 6 years he'll just throw you away like a dirty pair of underwear. The may be back as friends now but we all know what really happened, Brad's wife caught Brad, Jerrid and Jake playing poker but we all really know what they were doing. Shocking indeed and so are these pictures.

I think she wants a divorce and jerrid didn't take the bad news too well as they won't be able to play poker any more
Maybe this is the real reason why Jillian left him as she couldn't stand him watching porn all day and these late night poker games he's been having with the boys. This is really shocking harsh news that has only been recently found out, my sources tell me that there are more juicy details that were too extreme to be put on this blog and also one image which could only appear censored as the bottom half of the image has been cut off to hide who is below.


Hey wait were's brad, oh oh no wonder why they're both smiling.
Maybe they shouldn't have taken that Kodak moment.
Fifth alot of his video's appear to be how can I say this, NOT FUNNY. I mean can't he do better, it's not like he gets his jokes from these guys. No but seriously I didn't even laugh once at any of his recent videos as possibly he's lost his touch like Irate Gamer after his first video and so ends the first entry in the Cinema Snob Sucks Blog.


More on this at a later date on the seedy underworld of the REAL Brad Jones.













19 comments:

  1. lol, I totally approve of this =)

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  2. Unlike Irate Gamer though, I'll correct a few things:

    #1. Unless the comment promotes some kind of racism or they're pretending to be someone else, I don't delete comments on my site. Which is why your comments are still on there.

    #2. I didn't ask you to remove my videos because of greed. I only asked you to remove them because we needed the income we were losing from youtube to finance our upcoming movie projects. If it was based on greed, I would have asked them to be removed a long time ago. Only in the world of the internet can someone technically steal from you only source of income, and when they're called out it, the producer is the bad guy.

    But if it means that much to you, by all means post them. I'd only ask as a favor that you take them down once they receive 1000 hits.

    #3. I did suck in Paranoia. No argument here. Though I said I wrote the script before the movie American Psycho came out, which is true. I wrote the script in the late 90s when I was in high school. The movie was made 12 years later. In that time I had seen American Psycho, which is why I referenced it in the vlog. Timeline, am I right?

    #4. My videos are also on youtube under an official account. So, again, if I was that greedy, I wouldn't post them there.

    #5. Jerrid and I had an argument over a huge misunderstanding, and he still pops up on the site every now and then. All was forgiven, and he's still one of my best friends. In fact, he currently lives with me because he was in a position where he would have to stay somewhere pretty awful, so I asked him to come live with me for a while. I'm such a shitty friend, right?

    #6. Jillian and I divorced not because of anything juicy or seedy, but because we just didn't get along as spouses anymore. We had too many differences, and the both of us working from home and being around eachother 24/7 really put a strain on the relationship. Believe me, if it were anything beyond that, we wouldn't still be friends, and she definitely wouldn't want to be on the site anymore. I care for Jillian very much, and she's always going to be one of my best friends. That's why she still loves working on and being part of the site. Also, I don't play poker with the boys.

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    1. Brad, you're awesome man

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    2. Cinema Snob stop posting as other people, we know it's you.

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    3. Actually, my fake internet name is Crab Ragoon.

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    4. But I thought it was gay faggot.

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    5. No, that's Josh's name silly.

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    6. Nope! But I understand the confusion =)

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    1. Curse you, Google, I was trying to post as myself rather than my business name. Also, I was going to copy and paste my comment to avoid having to retype it. But no matter...

      I love how this is all because you are just a butt hurt little troll that don't like being told, "That's my bread and butter you're fucking with." I'll bet you're just some kid living in his mom's basement. Or worse, an adult living in his mother's basement. You say you know the real Brad Jones, huh? Do you know that he is one of the most caring and charismatic guys I've ever had the pleasure of knowing? Did you know that when I was dumb enough to not plan my life for a disasterous break-up with my ex, he stepped in and offered me place to live without stipulations?

      I'll bet you are the one who posted those awful comments posing as me back in February, since you like to pose as other people and then lie and deny it's you like a pussy. But it's no sweat. You'll get your consequenses, and when it happens, maybe you'll mature a little. I pity you, man. I really do.

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    2. My house doesn't have a basement but that wasn't me who posted as you back in February even if you may think it was me. I'll get my consequences, oh im really scared Jerrid. Since Jillian isn't there anymore and your living with Brad but what if that happened when Jillian was there, would you still be allowed to stay in the house so would something happen.

      Brad was living alone so why wouldn't he offer you to stay.

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    3. Pearse Hillock... You are a sad sad man.

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    4. I should kill myself for this like Jew Wario...... right.

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    5. Was that really necessary?

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    6. Holy shit Hillock, that is way over the line. Why would you even say that?

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    7. You're a sick little freak aren't you Hillock? Someone not get hugged enough as a child?

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    8. I love when a person can hide behind a computer and act like a tough guy because they know they can't get beat up by the very people they make fun of.

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    9. Yes, I'm an internet tough guy. Wait what? What kind of world are you living in, you must have got yourself mixed up with me. It's all fun and games, stop taking it so seriously. Jeesh.

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